Happy Feet

Hahahahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG what started off as another girl dance get together quickly turned into the funniest night EVER!!!!!!!

K the night started with Ash saying she had a big surprise for us lol I screamed out omg u hired a stripper! Lol sometimes I am just psychic ;p and I was totally kidding bc well we are all relative newbies ;p So no one could comprehend how one would do that if they wanted to?

But did I ever mention Ash's BALLZ before?

Lol so get this after about an hour of Ash telling us to wait for our surprise some guy tp in and well we were all like... okay... whose the dude? :\

Apparently he was the stripper hahahahhahahhaaha

Okay I don't remember if he was fully dressed or if he just had pants on but one second he had clothes on the next just undies. So we were all like okay...? So when's the show..? LOL aparently that was it! That was the whole show! Hahahahahhaha

Awkward!!! Lol apparently after the brief show Mr. Harry Pencil something had nothing to do for the hour he was paid. So... he started dancing on my chim! Hahhahaahhahahahahahahha omg! Of all things! A guy dancing on my girlie chim!!!


And as if this night couldn't get any funnier Ash told him she wanted to see the full package hahahahhaahhahahahhaha!

So stripper went into appearance as he looked for a penis to put on from his large collection bc it took a good 20 minutes for him to find one. But what got us laughing soooooo hard was that his feet kept moving the whole time he was checking inventory. Hahahahahhahaha I literally was laughing so hard I fell off my chair. OMG my stomach got a cramp from laughing so hard hahahahahahhahahaha!

Oh and then the penis he picked bc I know u are dying to know what it looked like had a piercing and looked like it was infected with a VD hahahahahahhahahahaha!

Lol even after he left and this is how ghetto he was he had a timer on him so when it was the exact time poof he was gone lol we were still laughing lmao!

To this day I still get the chuckles thinking about that night the funniest night EVER!